Saturday, February 21, 2009

I want to be in Gilbert with my friends and family. I'm lonely, stressed, broke, and failing at everything. and charging my family a small fortune to do it all.

Well sorry that was sad. Anyway yesterday I accidentally laid my head on a strange man's shoulder in the dining hall. I was trying to stretch backwards and... surprise there were people sitting right behind me and by people I mean a typical jockish west campus table of guys. Awkward. So I have decided that I am too awkward. This is problematic when trying to meet boys sooo I have come up with two fool-proof options:
1. eharmony
2. Become the next bachelorette 

Also I need to develop Gaydar. stat. Unrelated I know

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Editing

is amazing. I deleted my last/ first post mainly because it was mean and whinny. I had a crappy weekend two weeks ago- that pretty much wraps it up.  It involved hospital trips, betrayal, and other peoples' melt downs...


This weekend was a memory maker. Me and a friend ended up in Dorchester, Mass. Thanks to my final Intro to Community Sociology paper I am aware of the fact that Dorchester has the fastest growing gang violence scene in the country. My friend and I might as well have stamped rich white college girls across are foreheads. We were on our way to Target, which ended up being a hour long trip.  The highlight of the trip was when we met a couple of outstanding men in an abandoned auto complex, they were chilling in a broken down car. One looked at us and said "Happy Valentines Day girls, you look like sweeties." I naturally said " Thanks".... they proceeded to tell us that they had something I could suck on for Valentines Day. It was awkward. We picked up our pace and eventually got to Target.  My friend likes to tell everyone my story...she is jealous because we had a bet going about who could pick up more potential Valentines. It was 1-0 Natalie. She argues that almost being raped doesn't count. There were no prior rules.


In other news, to many people Target is trashy! This was a sad realization to me. I love Target. I buy popcorn and Icees and generally enjoy my time there. However in some communities Target is for ghetto people and you don't admit you shop there unless you want to be judged.  Just a Heads up!