"When I grow up I want to be one of those guys who jumps out of a cake and dances..."
"I go both ways..no really like Adam Lambert"
"Miss Natalie, you have the fattest whitest legs ever. no offense."
"I think you're big, yet trustable."
"Dude sorry I just totally tea-bagged you!"
"Look we smashed up our fossils to look like crack. We're gonna sell it on ebay. Do you think the drug dealers will sue us when they find out its fake?"
"Your phone alarm is going off, is it time to take your birth control pills? I don't want you to get pregnant."
"Nothing... we're just paying pimps and hoes.."