Thursday, July 30, 2009

Camp

I LOVE my job. tomorrow is the last day of real camp...so I will share a few memorable quotes from my kids this year!

"When I grow up I want to be one of those guys who jumps out of a cake and dances..."

"I go both ways..no really like Adam Lambert"

"Miss Natalie, you have the fattest whitest legs ever. no offense."

"I think you're big, yet trustable."

"Dude sorry I just totally tea-bagged you!"

"Look we smashed up our fossils to look like crack. We're gonna sell it on ebay. Do you think the drug dealers will sue us when they find out its fake?"

"Your phone alarm is going off, is it time to take your birth control pills? I don't want you to get pregnant."

"Nothing... we're just paying pimps and hoes.."

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

M top, XL bottoms

I finally went to California for the weekend!!!!! I feel like a true Arizonian, the kind that just goes to Cali and goes to the lake and quading all the time (we'll work on the last two). Anyway it was Perfect. My parents, Terri and I stayed in Manhattan beach and it was sooo nice. We went to that beach on Saturday morning. On Saturday night I FINALLY went to Hollywood. I've been begging to go to Hollywood and Beverly Hills since I was like three!! My parents always make some excuse and complain about LA traffic but this time the took me.  I have a habit of loving areas people think are sketchy like Hollywood Bl. but hey I love knock-offs and crazies and people-watching and anywhere where I know famous people have been. The next day we went to Venice beach which I heard had all of the true crazy people. That was completely accurate. My dad tried to get me to buy Bob Marley boxers, I refused.  I did however by one of those straw cowgirl hats and wore it like I should be on one of the real housewives of somewhere shows.  We even got my dad to stop at the outlet malls on the way home. A family vacation was just what I needed and this one was just what I wanted...perfect!!!

I forgot to mention that me and Terri both got burns so bad they blistered. She was to cool for sunscreen and just got burned on her arms.  I put sunscreen on but still got burned all down the backs of my legs and my butt. I seven hour ride home was soo comfortable.  Also among the many things I learned in California was that I am neither a medium top nor an extra large bottoms. Both were falling down every time a wave hit me. so awkward.